Sunday, March 28, 2010

Just promoting some activities with my friends and my brother's blog as well.

Wish I could promote my old, shitty web page on here, but Geocities was shut down. Old address used to be www.geocities.com/parkerbrown311 but F*ing yahoo bought out geocities and it no longer exists, so my account and huge web page have been wiped out. It all happened last year but I had logged in so long ago I never noticed.

My political/cultural blog over at progressiveu, a massive undertaking of research, term papers, projects, political opining, etc. is now completely gone as well. I heard tonmight they had experienced a server crash and so all looks lost as I cvan't even sign in to my own blog. I sent them an email so hopefully I hear back. My blog was over at www.progressiveu.org/parkerbrown311

All I can promote now are joint efforts with friends, friend's work, and my twin brother's blog.

First off, brother's blog is over at http://anglesofthecity.blogspot.com

My buddy, who goes alternately by Hristy and cecilmk1 has had many projects over the years, from his hilarious spoken word Zelda skit, to Sextrek, a Flash Cartoon of total depravity, as well as a great many comics, mainly of a nonsensicle transgender/anime variety, as well as his award-winning character Burrito Dude, whom we're all eagerly awaiting the return of.

Burrito Dude COMEBACK 2010!!!!!

You go, Hristy.

Here are links to Hristy's various projects, both recent and from the past:

SexTrek: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/120487

Burrito Dude:

Youtube: www.youtube.com/user/hristyy

Great memories on this last one of various SEXY SEXY mock game reviews and insanity.

Hott The Comic: www.drunkduck.com/Hott_the_Comic/index

Sakiria: http://hott.sakiria.com

Dodongo's Day (A Zelda-themed skit): www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/114090

Zeldaedited Skit: (text with no audio . . so far) (Link not up yet)

Burrito Dude: www.drunkduck.com/Crazy_Kawaii

1st Appearence of Burrito Dude in Crazy Kawaii #1! Love it!

Hristy and I are planning to animate our beloved Zelda skit with plenty of nasty sexual innuendo for you open-minded types, along with more mock reviews so hang on!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

My Quests

This is for all you game players out there! I won't say "gamers" because it has a lame emo-ish sound to it and implies mainstream game playing, which I deplore.

I have a great many ideas I want to flesh out on this blog, and a friend or two I want to help with this.

My sources of inspiration are so diverse that to list them would seem almost impossible but nonetheless exhausting and ultimately pointless. This is why wordplay and free word association will be a big part of my blog. This will irritate a great many (potential) readers because to some it will make this blog nonsensical, but nevetheless I want to at least try.

In coronation of the *true* birth of this catharsis (oops, I mean blog), I will simply present my questlog for all to see tonight! HERE! NOW!

The list simply chronicals my never-ending quest for game heaven and my battle with myself to finish the incalculable amount of games I purchase. I am a collector, primarily, and have less time and inclination to play, much less finish, most of the games I own. As a result, I keep a list of games I have begun but never finished as a sort of "to do" list egging me on . . . . taunting me . . . . . goddamn you a dirty list!!!!! Sorry. In any case, here's the list as it stands tonight:

PS2:
Silpheed: The Lost Planet
Castlevania: Lament of Innocence
Fatal Frame
Contra:Shattered Soldier

Turbo Gfx/Duo
Gradius II
Air Zonk

Playstation:
PArasite Eve
Powerslave
R-Type II
Einhander
Fear Effect
Syndicate Wars
Darklight Conflict

PC:
Tie Fighter
X-Wing
System Shock 2
Painkiller

SNES:
Final Fantasy III
Secret of Mana
Axelay
Ghoul Patrol
Castlevania IV
R-Type III: The Third Lightning

Gamecube/Wii:
Super Mario Galaxy
The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
Batman: Rise of Shin Tzu

N64:
Paper Mario
Goemon's Adventures

DS/GBA:
Sonic Advance 3
Sonic Rush
Dementium: The Ward
Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
Operation C
Contra 4

Amiga CD32:
Darkseed

Genesis/Sega CD:
Silpheed
Popful Mail
Contra: Hard Corps

Yeah, I'm a nerd. I don't mind. I ambrace it and wave my "freak flag high!" to quote my man Jimi Hendrix. Daunting list, especially with all the shooters and the near-impossible Sonic Advance 3, Sonic Rush, Contras, etc. I have been chiseling away at this well over two years and will finish every last f*ing game.

I promise my next post will be more interesting.